October 28, 2021

Literature Journal

World literature news

List of fictional books from non-print media

Fictional books from TV series
Adventure Time
Mind Games by Jay T. Doggzone
The Enchiridion
All You Need Is Cash
Out of Me Head by Ron Nasty
A Cellarful of Goys by Leggy Mountbatten
American Dad!
American Dad! on FOX
An American Dad! Christmas
Anticipating Doorbells
The Erotic Reagan
How to Furrow Your Brow
How to Look Chastened
How To Read With One Hand
Michael Bay’s Guide To Sexual Harassment
Nude From The Waist Down
Hot Tubs Of The 1970’s
Hot Tub Law
Patriot Pigeon Poops on Planned Parenthood by Stan Smith
Roger the Alien by Steve Smith
Skids and the Walking Guy by James Patterson
At Last The 1948 Show
From the Bookshop Sketch:

The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles, Volume Eight presumably by Capt. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet
Biggles Combs his Hair, presumably by Captain W.E. Johns
David Coperfield [sic] by Edmund Wells
Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying, author unknown
The Gospel According to Charlie Drake, presumably by Charlie Drake
Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells
A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells
A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight by “an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment”[1]
Knickerless Nickleby by Edmund Wells
Christmas Karol with a K by Edmund Wells
Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds
Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens with two k’s, the well-known Dutch author
Thirty Days In the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, O.B.E.
Battlestar Galactica (2004)
My Triumphs, My Mistakes by Dr. Gaius Baltar
The Big Bang Theory
Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo by Sarah Carpenter, used by Sheldon Cooper as a guide to create a flowchart for making friends
The Disappointing Child by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
The Tall Man From Cornwall by E.M. Snickering, mentioned and quoted from by Sheldon Cooper
Aayyyy, I’m an Actor by Henry Winkler, the actor that played Arthur “Fonzie” Fonzarelli on Happy Days
The Bionic Woman (original series)
Ghost Hunting by Emil Laslo
The Real West by Marcus Carter
Blackadder The Third
Edmund: A Butler’s Tale by Gertrude Perkins
Black Books
Blue Sands by Tom Culligan
Mugumbi Dream Time by Jason Hamilton
Tempocalypse
Thick as Thieves by Danny Spudge
Blade: The Series
Eternal Darkness: Avoiding the Light by Professor Melvin Caylo
History of the Hotel Matadora, from episode “The Evil Within”
Spontaneous Combustion: Myth and Fact by Professor Melvin Caylo
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Black Chronicles
Blood Rites and Sacrifices
The Book of Aurelius
Bristow’s Demon Index
Exploring Demon Dimensions
Guttenberg Demonography
Hebron’s Almanac
Hell’s Offspring
Hume’s Paranormal Encyclopedia
Merenshtadt Text
The Pagan Rites
The Pergamum Codex by Aurelius
Sir Robert Kane’s Twilight Compendium
The Tiberius Manifesto
Vampyr
Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice
Californication
South of Heaven by Hank Moody
Seasons in the Abyss by Hank Moody
God Hates Us All by Hank Moody
Fucking & Punching by Hank Moody
Lew Ashby, A Biography by Hank Moody
Castle
A Calm Before The Storm by Richard Castle
A Rose for Everafter by Richard Castle
A Skull at Springtime by Richard Castle
At Dusk We Die by Richard Castle
Bullets and Bracelets by Richard Castle
Deadly Storm by Richard Castle
Dead Man’s Chest by Richard Castle
Death of a Prom Queen by Richard Castle
Driving Storm by Richard Castle
Flowers For Your Grave by Richard Castle
Gathering Storm by Richard Castle
Hell Hath No Fury by Richard Castle
In a Hail of Bullets by Richard Castle
Kissed and Killed by Richard Castle
One Bullet, One Heart by Richard Castle
Storm Approaching by Richard Castle
Storm Fall by Richard Castle
Storm Rising by Richard Castle
Storm’s Break by Richard Castle
Storm Season by Richard Castle
Storm’s Last Stand by Richard Castle
Storm Warning by Richard Castle
Unholy Storm by Richard Castle
When It Comes to Slaughter by Richard Castle
The Cleveland Show
The Berenstain Bears Forgive a Hit-and-Run Driver
Eating your Honey
The Complete Works of Tyler Perry
Mein Balloon Animal by A. Hitler
The Colbert Report
Angels & Demons and Whatever The Hell This is by Dan Brown
Goodnight Forever Moon
The Pitcher in the Oat by J.D. Stephenger
Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
Where the Wild Things Hide Their Assets by Maurice Sendak
Where the Wild Things Were by Maurice Sendak
Conan
20 Feet From dumdum, by Andy Richter
50 Shades of Gary
Abra Ca-Stabra!
A-hole Ghosts
Are You My Dad, Senator Ted Cruz, by Corey Feldman
Award Show Seat Fillers Who Can’t Hide Their Reaction To Celebrities Farting
Bad Asses in Balloons
Bald Icons with Toupées
The Best Places to Visit in Florida
The Big Book of Animals Licking Themselves
The Big Book of Black
The Big Book of People Who Never Found Waldo
The Big Book of the Top 100 2016 Republican Candidates
Butterflies That Sold Out
Careful of the Coz!
Cartoon Villains Who Just Got Laid
Celebrities Doing Handstands in Pools
Close Sandwich Far Away Horse
Cock Block Rooster
The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Irish Porn Stars
D Is For Diabetes
Dad’s of One Direction Fans reacting to Zane’s Departure
Dogs With Terrible Poker Faces
Dogs Who Just Walked In On Their Owners Masturbating
Donald Trump’s Mouth as Other Things
Eating Out Down South, by Michael Douglas
Forefathers in Footed Pajamas
Fox News Anchor or Porn Star?
Guys You Just Know Have Clammy Hands
History’s Monsters Trying to Soften Their Image By Putting a Dish of Hard Candy on Their Desk
If 10 Year Old Boys Named Chain Restaurants
Inflatable Sex Dolls Who Got Out Of The Life
Is Ricky Goin #2?
The Kermit Sutra
Kids Who Had Too Much Coffee
Last Minute Halloween Costume
Love Hammer, by Chris Parnell
Mall Santa’s Without Breads
Manga With Pinkeye
Mannequin Dick Pics
Michael Douglas Munching On Actual Boxes
Mitch McConnell Having Fun
Moments Later: They Were Electrocuted
Mr. Potato Head Transitioning
Muppets, I’ll do, by Mickey Rourke
My Lectern My Prison, by Andy Richter
Parked Cars Who are Assholes
People with Face Tattoos Who Would Never Get Face Tattoos
People Who Don’t Know Why The F*** You’re Asking Them If They Caught Last Night’s Downton Abbey
People Who Missed the Rapture Because They Were Watching Netflix
Pervs Pointing At Non-Sexual Holes, Thus Making Them Kind Of Sexual
Pets Being Walked That Don’t Know They are Being Taken Back to the Pound
Phil’er up: The Doctor Phil Story
Pirates With Solider Accessories Other Than Parrots
Poorly Placed Pools
Product Placement In Old Movies
Regrettable Tramp Stamps
Reincarnated Muppets
Road Nibbles
Rock Dogs!
Is this your Card?
Satan’s Favorite Photos of Mike Huckabee Playing Guitar
Secret Siblings
Self-Parking Cars That Are Assholes
Senator Mitch McConnell Doing Turtle Stuff
Shopping Malls Santas Without The Beards Or Santa OutFits
Shy Stallone
Smug Guys Who Have No Idea They Are About To Be Crushed By Boulders
Some Fish Who Might Want A Word With You
Star Wars Prom Photos
Steven Seagal Getting His Ponytail Caught In Things
Still Milking It by William Shatner
Stoned Horses
Stuff Built Out Of Legos by Dumb Kids
Thanks Ebola!
Things Built with Legos by Dumb Kids
Things More Interesting Than Mike Pence
This Summers Worst Vacation Spots
Unsaintly St. Bernard’s
Unsatisfying Virtual Reality Experiences
Way Too High Chairs
Wheres Waldo’s Black Cousin Courtney
White People Who Could Not Pass Themselves Off As Black
Wolf Blitzer’s Hall of Butts
Y’all Ready For Diss???
You Might Want To Rethink Those Knuckle Tattoos by That Guy
Your Coworkers After They Heard You Were Fired
The Daily Show
Boy Were We Wrong
Don’t Buy Maurice R. Greenberg’s Stupid F#@ing Book (Because It’s Going to Be Terrible) by Jon Stewart
Fifty Shades of Wrong
The Five People You Meet in Heaven Who Knew You Were Wrong
Killing Colbert by Bill O’Reilly
Merriam-Hodgman Dictionary by John Hodgman
My Life As A Movie Pirate by Keith Richards
Oh The People Who Hate You by Dr. Seuss
Oops, Based on the Novel “Wrong” by Sapphire
The S#*t Brain Adventure
You Might Be Eligible to Vote IF…
Doctor Who
It’s a Mystery! by T. Wilcox (a reference to Toyah Willcox)
Origins of the Universe by Oolon Colluphid, from the Doctor Who serial Destiny of the Daleks, inserted by script-editor Douglas Adams as a cross-reference to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey from the non-broadcast Doctor Who serial Shada
The Zen Military: A History of UNIT by Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart
Everest in Easy Stages, author unknown
An Angel’s Kiss: A Melody Malone Mystery, by River Song (originally a fictional novel, and later written in the real world)
Summer Falls, by Amelia Williams (originally a fictional novel, later written in the real world)
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23
Ta Da! Finding the Now by Mark-Paul Gosselaar (ghostwritten by Vivian Dante) from the episode “A Reunion…”
The Zen Hustler by K. Wingate, from the pilot episode
The Fairly OddParents
Astrophysics for Morons
The Rat in Spats, a parody of The Cat in the Hat
Da Rules, Fairy Godparent rule book
Family Guy
Caddyshack, the novelization
Faster Than the Speed of Love by Brian Griffin
Goodnight Town from FootlooseTemplate:Dn
The Guide to the Occult by Beverly Cleary
The Hopeful Squirrel by David Chicago
The Hopeful Squirrel 2 by David Chicago
Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn’t Call 911!
T and Me by George Peppard
For the Last Time, I’m Not Mr. T by Ving Rhames
Nobody Poops But You, unsuccessful toilet training book, parody of Everyone Poops
Wish It Want It Do It by Brian Griffin
You’re a Naughty Child, and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You, Catholic toilet training book
Lesbian Butts In 80’s Jeans, coffee table book, by Peter Griffin, Joe and Quagmire.
You Poop Now, Japanese children’s book
Horton Hears A Suicide, Japanese children’s book
The Little Engine That Will, Or Get Great Shame, Japanese children’s book
Magic Tome
“Much Ado About Humping”, erotic novel
“Peter and His New Friends”
Peter Griffin wrote a series of erotic novels dubbed “Peterotica”:
Angela’s Asses
Catcher in the Eye
Shaved New World
Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick
What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton
The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish
Wish It, Want It, You Blew It by Vinny
Scratch-and-sniff Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging
Tommy Lee Goes Boating
Time Life: Killers of Quahog
You and the Guys Killed and Buried a Man by David Sedaris
Father Ted
Gary Lineker’s Book of Ghost Stories
Futurama
The Curse of the Were-car for windows 98
Great Machete Battles
Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth by Al Gore
Let’s Go Sewers
True Stories of Courageous Animals
What the Hell is Kwanzaa?
Zapp Brannigan’s Big Book of War by Zapp Brannigan
Dances of the Ancient Bronx
The Becktionary
The Rhyming Becktionary
WHOLE eBOOK
Gravity Falls
1001 Yuk ‘Em Ups
Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons: Rules vol. 1
Journals 1, 2 and 3 by Stanford Pines
Mabel’s Scrapbook
The Sibling Brothers in The Case of the Caper-Case Caper
The Sibling Brothers in The Telltale Fable of the Unstable Table
Trick or Treating Memories
Why Am I Sweaty?
Wolfman Bare Chest
Hey Arnold!
Fabled Diseases of Old Long Since Debunked by Modern Science
Little House by the Dairy by Agatha Caulfield
The Weird-Headed Boy and the Mean Old Witch by Agatha Caulfield
How I Met Your Mother
Enigmas of the Mystical, from episode Tailgate. The book is a parody of the Time-Life Books Mysteries of the Unknown series.
Life Among the Gorillas by Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez
Of Course You’re Still Single, Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut by Anita Appleby
iCarly
Bigfoot: True or Real?
The Jonas Book of World Records
I Love Lucy
Blood Curdling Indian Tales
The Mockingbird Murder Mystery
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Goodnight Ben
JKL YellowPages
Maid Fucker by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Uncle Frank’s New Dictionary
Johnny Bravo
Ringo on Ringo by Squint Ringo
Never Ever EVER Hit a TV Star by Johnny Bravo
The Kids in the Hall
Boo! by Donald Dane
Hey, There’s a Spider on Your Back! by Donald Dane
There’s a Spider on Your Shoulder
King of the Hill
A Dinner of Onions by Nora Harmony Wallace
How to Blow Stuff Up
The Loveliness of Woman
The Male Sex Organ
Late Show with David Letterman
America’s Favorite Tire Center Waiting Rooms by B. F. Goodrich
The Brothers Kangaroo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Card Tricks for Guys with Little Else to Offer
The Count of Monkey Pesto by Alexandre Dumas
Downton Rabbi by Julian Fellowes
For The Last Time I’m Not Bill Paxton by Bill Pullman
The Great Fatso by F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Kevin James Bible
I Met Some Foreigners – Now I’m Ready to Be President by Chris Christie
Notable Bounce Castles of Europe by Fiona MacGrubin
I Wrote This Book So I Don’t Get Fined by Marshawn Lynch
Radio Shack Cookbook: How To Make Delicious Dishes With Discount Electronics
What’s in Bill O’Reilly’s Pouch? by Syd Chelsea
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Blood Magnolias (Lord Fantomas series, book 2) by Carlotta Francis, from episode “Collective”
Darkness Takes A Daughter (Lord Fantomas series, book 1) by Carlotta Francis, from episode “Collective”
Fearsome Gods by Malcolm Bryce (on living with a South American tribe), from episode “Graansha”
The Ripper’s Mask (Lord Fantomas series, book 3) by Carlotta Francis, from episode “Collective”
“Leave it to Beaver
“How I Became a Millionaire in 12 Months” by Oscar Zimmer, from episode “Ward’s Millions”
“Red River Sam in Hawaii” from episode “Ward’s Millions”

MAD
Acting for Demis, by Demi Lovato
The Go-Thin Diet by Gollum’
How to Math
Macho Manual
Rancor For Dummies
Telephone for Demis, by Demi Lovato
Writing for Demis, by Demi Lovato
MADtv
After Elizabeth Was Brought Home by Ed and Lois Smart
Break in the Ice
Elizabeth’s Favorite Taco Recipes by Ed and Lois Smart
Gone With the Wind My Ass by Nautica Brown
Judging For Dummies
Sex Horse by Dan Oster
Shakespeare for Complete Idiots
The Ultimate Guide to the Female Orgasm
Unbridled Passion by Dan Oster
Wild Mustang by Dan Oster
Miracle Cures by Robin Kirkley
Married… with Children
Baseball for Blondes
Football for Blondes
Kids – You’re Bigger Than They Are
Sports With Balls
Sports Without Balls
Monty Python
My God, by theologian Monsignor Edward Gay
Hello, Pianist, a pamphlet about Peter Illych Tchaikovsky by the BBC
Hello, Sailor, by humanist lecturer Dr. Tom Jack
The Problems of Kierkegaard, by Dr. Tom Jack
The Boy’s Book of Boys (“will not suit all tastes”)
The Hackenthorpe Book of Lies, by Ron Hackenthorpe, Derek Hackenthorpe, Jeff “The Nozz” Hackenthorpe and Luigi V. Hackenthorpe (in four handsomely bound volumes)
The Oxfod [sic] Simplified Dictionary
In The Wrestling Epilogue (from Episode 2: Sex And Violence):

My God by Monsignor Edward Gay (who is referred to as an ‘author of a number of books about belief’)
Hello Sailor by Dr Tom Jack — later, Eric Idle published a real novel with this title
In the Bookshop Sketch (from Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album):

Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE
101 Ways to Start a Fight by “An Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment”
David Coperfield by Edmund Wells (distinguished from David Copperfield as it only has one p.)
Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells (distinguished from Great Expectations)
Knickerless Knickleby by Edmund Wells (distinguished from Nicholas Nickleby)
Khristmas Karol by Edmund Wells (distinguished from A Christmas Carol)
A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells (distinguished from A Tale of Two Cities)
Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author (distinguished from Barnaby Rudge)
Carnaby Fudge by Darles Chickens
Farnaby Sludge by Miles Pickens
Stickwick Stapers by Files Wickensq (“with four ‘n’s and a silent q”)
The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles (Vol. VIII)
Biggles Combs his Hair
The Gospel According to Charlie Drake
Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
Murder, She Wrote
by J.B. Fletcher

The Corpse Danced at Midnight
Dirge for a Dead Dachshund
A Faded Rose Beside Her
Murder on the Amazon
Lover’s Revenge
The Umbrella Murders
Murder at the Inn
Murder at the Digs
Murder in a Minor Key
The Stain on the Stairs
The Mystery of the Mutilated Minion
The Belgrade Murders
Sanitarium of Death
Calvin Canterbury’s Revenge
Murder at the Asylum
Murder Comes to Maine
Good-bye, Charlie
The Corpse That Wasn’t There
Ashes, Ashes, Fall Down Dead
The Messengers of Midnight
The Poison in My Heart
All the Murderers
Murder at the Ridge Top
The Corpse at Vespers
The Triple Crown Murders
The Crypt of Death
A Killing at Hastings Rock
The Uncaught
Murder in White
The Dead Must Sing
The Killer Called Collect
Stone Cold Dead
Endangered
The Launch Pad Murders
Runway to Murder
The Venomous Valentine
A Case of a Half of Murder
Yours Truly, Damian Sinclair
The Dead Man Sang
The Corpse Swam by Moonlight
New Girl
Z is for Zombie by Nick Miller
Newhart
The Complete History of the Universe by Donald Boom
Up the Amazon by Colonel Lloyd Menninger
by Dick Loudon

Anything Can Be a Lamp Base
How to Make Your Dream Bathroom
Let’s Build a Barbecue
Murder at the Stratley
Pillow Talk (with Joanna Loudon)
Shelf Help
101 Uses For Garden Hoses
You Too Can Carve
NCIS
Celebrity PI by S. E. Eckhart, from episode “Blackwater”
Deep Six by Timothy McGee
Orange Is the New Black
The Time Hump Chronicles, erotic sci-fi by Suzanne Warren from Season 3[2]
Power Rangers Operation Overdrive
The Baron’s Betrayal
Theory of Advanced Physics
Pushing Daisies
How to Make Your Own Pop-up Book: Step by Step Instructions Anyone Can Follow! by Chas Spielman, from episode “Smell of Success”
Li’l Gumshoe, (unpublished) a pop-up book by Emerson Cod
The Magic Book of Magic by The Great Herrman
The New Patriots Pop-up Book: A Three-Dimensional Instructional Telling You Everything You Need to Know about Building Bombs of all Shapes and Sizes by Chas Spielman, from episode “Smell of Success”
The Pop-up Book of Sports Related Deaths by Chas Spielman, from episode “Smell of Success”
Pop-up Pin-up by Chas Spielman, from episode “Smell of Success”
The Smell of Success by Napoleon LeNez, from episode “Smell of Success”
Red Dwarf
Necrobics – Hologrammatic Exercises For The Dead
Pop-up Kama-Sutra: Zero-Gravity Edition
Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld
Athletics and Their Careers, by Greg Gutfeld
Cheat Right, by Sherrod Small
Fly Fishing for Beginners, by Ann Coulter
Her Waves Make Waves, by Joanne Nosuchinsky
How Do I Know I Huff Paint All The Time, by Rick Folbaum
How I Balance My Career, Family and Addiction to Window Cleaner, by Patti Ann Browne
How to Fix America, by Lauren Sivan
How to Fix the Economy by Ann Coulter
How to Party While Your Already Partying, by Andrew W. K.
I Eat People, by Ann Coulter
I Haven’t Paid For A Thing In My Life by Bonnie McFarlane
I Miss The Crank by Patti Ann Browne
I Never Paid For Anything, You Jerks by Diane Macedo
I Only Eat Kittens by Dana Perino
I Strangle the Homeless, by Sandra Smith
I Tickled Them With My Mustache Until They Said Yes, by John R. Bolton
It’s Better Than Your Lonely Boring Life, You Dumb Loser, by Mike Baker
Jasper the Well-Read Dog, by Dana Perino
Keep It Down or You’ll Make a Frown, by Andy Levy
Me Like Cereal, Video Games, and Pee Pee Pants by Michael Ian Black
Mommie On Meth The Jill Dobson story by Jill Dobson
My Back Brace and Me, by Joanne Nosuchinsky
Problematic, by Andy Levy
A Puppy A Day, by Harris Faulkner
Shoot Them In The Face, by Kristen Haglund
Stop, by Jim Norton
Take Your Kids to the Strip Club, by Sherrod Small
The Friendly Man in the White Panel Van, by Greg Gutfeld
They Call Me The Firebug, by Dana Perino
Things I Learned in The White House, by Dana Perino
Ugly People Are The Meat Homely People Are The Potatoes, by Jill Dobson
We Have A White Devil Problem, by Sherrod Small
Without Me You Are All Nothing, by Lori Rothman
The World Would Be Right If There Was No White, by Sherrod Small
You Better Be Rich Because Your Face Makes Me Vomit From My Eye Sockets, by Lauren Sivan
You Must Be This White to Ride, by Jedediah Bila
The Sarah Jane Adventures
UNIT: Fighting for Humankind, by Sarah Jane Smith
The History of Ashen Hill Manor by an unknown author
Wraith World by Gregory P. Wilkinson
Saturday Night Live
Daddy’s Little Whore: A Damn Shame by Barbara Birmingham
Harry Potter and the Cursed Blankets
Harry Potter and the End of Trees by JK Rowling
I Wanna Be A Ho by Velvet Jones
I Wanna Drive a Pink Cadillac, Wear Diamond Rings and Kick Women In The Butt by Velvet Jones
Mein Boyfriend by Adolf Hitler
Mrss Claus and the Christmas Fest
My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey
The Realm by Jedediah Purdy
Rock Paper Scissoring Volume I by LeJean Noween
Rock Paper Scissoring Volume II by LeJean Noween
Rock Paper Scissoring Volume IV by LeJean Noween
Women Good, Men Bad, a 1980s pop-psychology book
Seinfeld
Astonishing Tales of the Sea
The Big Game by Donald O’Brien
A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables by Cosmo Kramer
Fair Game by Alton Benes
Venetian Blinds by Art Vandalay (a fictional book even in-universe, merely made up by George)
The Simpsons
1989: The Year of Armageddon
2z = -64
The 60ft. Baby by Burns’ Lawyer
A Farewell to Arm by Herman Hermann
“A” is for Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
A Scoundrel In Araby by Esme Delacroix
Advanced Marketing
Advanced Plastic Surgery
Already-Solved Crossword Puzzles
Al Roker on Poker by Al Roker
Am I Disabled?
Anyone Can Be a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
Angelica Button and the Chalice of Consequence by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and The Deadly Denouement by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and The Dragon King’s Trundle Bed by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Half-blood Pudding by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Infinite Armoire by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Marmalade of Destiny by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Mystery of Secrets by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Teacup of Terror by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Scone of Destiny by T. R. Francis
Angelica Button and the Ending Where She Dies But Doesn’t by T. R. Francis
Astonishing Prices Comic Book Price Guide
Awesome Possum Recipes
Baby’s First Pop-Up Book
Ballet
Backdoors to Citizenship, nonfiction
The BabySitter Twins: The President’s Baby is Missing
The BabySitter Twins: The Formula Formula
Beginning Marketing
Be Your Own Dentist
The Berry-Stained Bears Make S’mores
The Berrystained Bears Stick Together
The Big Book of British Smiles [sic], photo book
Bordello Repair Vol. I
Bork on Sex
The Cereal is the Prize
Cheera Sutra
Chicken Soup for the Loser
Chicks with Cliques
A Child’s Garden of Cons by Grampa Simpson, under the pseudonym Grifty McGrift
The Chronicles of Equalia by Lisa Simpson and Juliet Hobbes.
The Clue in the Clock, controversial Nancy Drew book
Crazy Things Old Ladies Say
Curious George and the Ebola Virus, a children’s book
Daddy and Me
The Daily of Nathan Little
Disney’s Pyramus and Thisbe
Doorways of Cheerleaders’ Homes
Drinking Games for Advanced Alcoholics
Drink Your Own Blood and Save
Duff Book of World Records
Dying For Dummies
Earth’s Greatest Landmarks
Ed McMahon’s Star Searcher
El Scoundrel Esme Delacroix
Encyclopedia of Mothers’ Fears
The End is Near: 50th Anniversary Edition
Fifty Shades of Yay
Find Waldo Yet Again, a Where’s Waldo book
Fold Yourself Rich
Forgotten Lore
From Heck
From Loser to User by Dr. Kissingher.
Goodnight Cocoon
Happiness Is a Naked Steve Allen
The Hardy Borgs
The Hardy Boys: The Mystery of the Odd-Shaped Rock
The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson
The Harpooned Heart 2: Thunder Down Under by Marge Simpson
Heaven is Real
Homer, I Hardly Knew Me by Homer Simpson (autobiography)
How to Cook for Forty Humans, cookbook
How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons by John Swartzwelder
How to Loot Brazil
How to Make Love to Steve Allen
How to Pay for College
How To Read A Book in Bed
How To Relax On A Tropical Island
How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
How to Talk to a Drunk Father
How to Talk So Cheerleaders Will Listen
How to Tunnel out of Prison
I Am Also Scotty by Leonard Nimoy (a fictitious follow-up to his two real books I Am Not Spock and I Am Spock)
i, Bully by Nelson Muntz
Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
I Didn’t Do It!: The Bart Simpson Story
I, Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
Infant CPR
The Inventions of Thomas Jefferson
Internet For Dummies, Remedial Edition
Introduction To Rests
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
It’s Cool To Cry
The Ironic Tales of the Kwik-E Mart
The Journal of Milford Van Houten
Journey to the Center of Steve Allen
The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen
The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
Just Physics
The Kansas City Royals: Forever Champions
Kevin James and The Giant Peach
King of Queens and Full House: Not the Crappy TV Shows
Kosher Erotic Cakes
The Land of the Wild Beasts by Milton Burkhart.
Let’s Go Get Revenge… Iceland
Let’s Go Home
“Let’s Hate: Boston
Lets Not Go London
Life Beyond Wife by Professor Stein
Lisa Is Stupid
Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes
Love in the Time of Coloring Books
Love in the Time of Scurvy
Mabel’s Table: A Cookbook by Mabel Simpson
Magnificent Bastard: The Lives and Loves of Hans Moleman by Chip Davis
Mapplethorpe, photo book
Married Alive: A Wife-Saving Guide (season 17 Episode 22 9:45) (And TECHNICALLY there WAS a book by the title “Married Alive” 6 years before this was first aired…)
Megatronics: The 48 Tips to Corporate Success by Stark Richdale
Mild Manners
Model U.N. Charter
Montgomery Warden
Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, audio book, read by Paul Harvey
The Murderer Did It by Lenny Leonard
My Troubled Mind by Moe Szyslak
Nagging Your Way To Ecstasy
Nancy Drew and the Case of the Missing Books Sales
Nate Silver Can’t Add
Normal Childhood Behavior
Only Turkeys Have Left Wings by Birch Barlow
Olympic Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
Overcome Childhood Fears A Ten Week Program
Owning Your Okayness, self-help, by Brad Goodman
Paris On $1000 A Day
Pat Summerall’s Smut Yuks
Postcards from the Hedge by Groundskeeper Willie
The Pre-Teen Braves Handbook: Foreword by Larry Storch
Pretending to Like Football by Mrs. John Madden
Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future by Al Gore
Red Moon
Restored Precious Memories
Retrospecticus
Return to Scoundrel Island by Esme Delacroix
The Rug Less Vacuumed
The Rungs of Ruthlessness by Montgomery Burns
Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow by Al Gore
Sally Circle in Rectangu-Land
The Secret of the Milk Can Escape presented to Harvey Raymondo by Harry Houdini
Senator Scoundrel, Scoundrel Comes Calling by Esme Delacroix
Schrödinger’s Bat
Scoundrel for the Prosecution by Esme Delacroix
Scoundrel Goes West by Esme Delacroix
Scoundrel In Scarlett by Esme Delacroix
Scoundrel Is It You? by Esme Delacroix
Scoundrel Redux by Esme Delacroix
Scoundrel vs. Hitler by Esme Delacroix
The Secret of Scoundrel Cove by Esme Delacroix
The Simpsons
Smiles of Ireland
Someone’s In The Kitchen With Jesus by Rev. Timothy Lovejoy
Springfield Bell
The Super Fan’s Unofficial Guide to Thicker than Waters
Super Hounds: The Ultimate Greyhound Betting System
The Story About The Mighty Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
Tanks of the Third Reich
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective TV Watchers
The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals by Snake
Ten Trite Tales by Agatha Christie.
The 10 Dos and 500 Don’ts of Knife Safety
The Bible for Wise-Asses
The Truth About Whacking Day by Bob Woodward
There’s a Rainbow in My Basement by Moe Szyslak
Thin by Third Grade
The Time Life Carpenter’s Library
Volume 1: The Basics
Volume 2: Working With Wood
Volume 3: Cabinets and Cupboards
Volume 4: Tables and Chairs
Volume 5: Decking and Roofing
Volume 6: Finish Carpentry
Volume 7: Floorboards and Nightstands
Volume 8: More Projects
To Hug a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
To Kiss a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
Tome by Gore Vidal
The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy
Ueberroth, a biography
Unicorns and Me by Lisa Simpson
Unidentified Flying Outrage!
The Vampire Twins of Translyvania Prep
Veterans’ Day Parades
Waiting To a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
The Wander Years A Guide to Finding the Walking Dad
Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex
When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children
Whither My Scoundrel? by Esme Delacroix
Who Made That Barrel? You Did!
Who Really Killed J.F.K. by Homer and Marge Simpson
Who Wants to Be a Brazillionaire?
Whomp! The History of Whacking Day
Will There Ever Be A Rainbow by Montgomery Burns, autobiography
Wisconsin from Above
Yes, I Am A Vampire” by Monty Burns (forward by Steve Allen)
Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker
You’re Tired by Donald Trump
Zagat’s Guide to World Religions
South Park
Are you There God? It’s Me Charlie by Charles Manson, from the episode “Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!”
Cold Reading: The Secret of the Psychics, from the episode “The Biggest Douche in the Universe”
How to Convince Women That You Are Psychic! (And Then Have Sex With Them), from the episode “The Biggest Douche in the Universe”
How to be a Psychic, from the episode “The Biggest Douche in the Universe”
In the Valley of Penises by Herbert Garrison
A Million Little Fibers by Stephen McTowelie (parody of A Million Little Pieces), from episode A Million Little Fibers
Little Red Kyle Hood by Eric Cartman
Saddam Is From Mars Satan Is From Venus, from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs by Leopold Stotch, from episode The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Spitting Image
A Pile of Crap (Jeffrey Archer)
Worst Among Sequels (Jeffrey Archer)
How I Became Prime Minister (Michael Heseltine)
How I Won the World Cup (Bobby Robson)
2 World Cups in a Row, Can We Make It…3? (Bobby Robson)
Peter Goes Destabilizing the Wilson Government (Peter Wright)
SpongeBob SquarePants
How to Become a Fancy Waiter in Less than 20 Minutes, from SpongeBob SquarePants
How to Torture, seen in “Krab Borg”
Star Trek universe
Anslem (by Jake Sisko)
Beyond the Galactic Edge, Humanity’s Quest for Infinity (by Hesterman)
Book of the Kosst Amojan (Bajoran)
The Book of the People (Fabrini)
Burning Hearts of Qo’noS from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine novels
The Call of the Prophets (Bajoran)
Cave Beyond Logic, A: Vulcan Perspectives on Platonic Thought (Vulcan)
Chicago Mobs of the Twenties
The Collected Works of Jirex (Talaxian)
Clash on the Fire Plains (Vulcan)
The Dictates of Poetics (by Vulcan writer T’Hain)
Down the River Light (17-volume book by Caster)
The Dream of the Fire (Klingon)
Eldaxon’s Collected Folklore (Talaxian)
The Fall of Kang (by Klingon poet G’Trok)
Falor’s Journey (Vulcan)
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Finding and Winning your Perfect Mate (by Jennings Rain)
The Hotel Royale (by Todd Matthews)
How to Advance Your Career Through Marriage
Gaudaal’s Lament (by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan)
Kir’shara, The (by Surak of Vulcan)
Kitara’s Song (by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan)
Leonard McCoy’s Comparative Alien Physiology (by Leonard McCoy)
Linear Models of Viral Propagation (by Katherine Pulaski)
Meditations on a Crimson Shadow (Cardassian novel by Preloc)
The Never Ending Sacrifice (Cardassian)
Nightingale Woman (by Phineas Tarbolde)
Oo-mox for Fun and Profit
The Paq’batlh (Klingon religious text)
Past Prologue (by Jake Sisko)
Photons Be Free by the Doctor in Star Trek: Voyager
The Teachings of Surak (Vulcan, English translation by Skon)
The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo’noS (Star Trek VI – short title: The Klingon Hamlet)
Vulcan Love Slave (or The Arduous Journey of T’Lana on the Road to Enlightenment) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Women Warriors at the River of Blood, from Star Trek: Voyager
The Tonight Show
Children’s Do Learn by George W. Bush, from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The Happy Octopus by Vladimir Putin, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
No I Will Not Go Away by Sarah Palin
Prince Charles and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Ugly Betty
Girls Like it on Top by Sofia Reyes
Tap That by Phil Roth
The X-Files and Millennium
A Lapful of Severed Tongues by Jose Chung
Dance on the Blood-Dimmed Tide by Onan Goopta
Doomsday Defense by Jose Chung
From Outer Space by Jose Chung
The Caligarian Candidate by Jose Chung
The Hacked-Up Hack by Onan Goopta
The Lonely Buddha by Jose Chung
To Serve Man by Jose Chung
Miscellaneous from television
50 Shades of Orange, from @midnight
A Brief History of Cheese, from Kim Possible
Abs of Steel: the Channing Tatum Story, from The Thundermans
Acting Without Acting, by Jason Alexander, from Curb Your Enthusiasm
Ali Baba and the .44, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
Ancient Legends, from Teen Titans Go!
Angels of the Odd, by Dr Lin Pascoe, from Ghostwatch (BBC, 1992)
Ants in My Picnic Basket by Susan Mayer, from Desperate Housewives
The Anubian Book of Deliverance by the Anubian, from K-9
Arkamada Book of Spells, from Ben 10
The Adventures of PJ Pamowack Roseanne Conner from Roseanne
The Art of Bullfighting, from Columbo
The Attraction Equation by Charles Eppes, from Numb3rs
Back in the Day by Leonard Ross, from Blue Bloods
Bad Twin, by Gary Troup, from Lost
Bandit Country: A Guide to Sucking off Men in the South West, a book on cottaging, from Monkey Dust
The Beast Within by Quentin Tarantino, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
The Beginner’s Guide to Turning Superheroes Evil from Mighty Med
The Bibble from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever
Biggles Goes Bent by W. E. Johns, from The Morecambe and Wise Show
Birds of the Northwest Hemisphere, from Prison Break
Blood on the Badge, a Joseph Wambaugh-style crime novel that Detective Harris has been working on for years, from Barney Miller
Book of Origin, the most important Ori holy book, from Stargate SG-1
Book of Spells’, from Bob’s Burgers
The Book of Shadows, from Charmed
Bouncing Back, Alan Partridge’s autobiography from I’m Alan Partridge
Brian Food, by Randall from Ugly Americans
Buff Baby Book from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Busted: Now What?, from My Name Is Earl
Caging The Rage, from The Thundermans
Capricorn Crude, Val’s first book, obviously based on her husband’s family, from Knots Landing
Carrion Amongst The Clover from Steven Universe
Charlotte Light and Dark, about Brenda Chenowith’s childhood, from Six Feet Under
Christmas for Village Idiots (Now With Bigger Etchings), from Shrek the Halls
Classification of Demons, 1589, by Binsfield, from Supernatural episode “The Magnificent Seven”
The Code of Masked Wrestling, from Mucha Lucha
Crackhead in a Hat, from In Living Color
Curse of the Pharaohs, by George Crabtree from The Murdoch Mysteries
The Daily Mirror book of facts (Did you know?), from The Young Ones
The Danger of Time Travel, from Henry Danger
Dealbreaker by Liz Lemon, from 30 Rock
Destiny’s End from Steven Universe
Don’t Change, You’re Perfect by Dr. Honey Snow, from Frasier
Empty Planet, a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel by David Hansberry, from the Criminal Minds episode “Empty Planet”
Eye on the Prize, Nick Fury’s biography from Ultimate Spider-Man (TV series)
Fifty Shades of Marriage, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Fifty More Shades of Grey, @midnight
Fish Dictionary, Teen Titans Go!
Friday Night Meats, Bob’s Burgers
The Flight of the Monarch , from The Venture Bros
Ghost Envy for Dimwits, from Danny Phantom
Ghosts: The Real Truth, from Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
The Goat Who Lost His Health Insurance, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Golan on Golan, by Golan, from Golan the Insatiable
Grab em, Hug em, Eiss em, by Donald Trump, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Grandpas Butt, by Mr. Pickles, from Mr. Pickles
Green Berets and Ham, by Ben Collin, from Red Eye w/Tom Shillue
Green Caviar and Ham, from @midnight
Green Eggs and Gubment Cheese, from In Living Color
The Great Big Book of Everything, from Stanley
Grey Walls, Grey Men: A Photographic Essay of San Quentin Prison by Paul Galesko, from Columbo
The Grimoire of Curses, from Mirror of the Witch
The Grinch Who Stole my Stereo, from In Living Color
The Gu Family Book (aka The Book of Nine), from Gu Family Book
Happy Recipes, from The Amazing World of Gumball
The Hedgehog That Destroyed America by Newt Gingrich, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Here, Have a Rainbow by Dr. Honey Snow, from Frasier
H2-Whoa , by Larry Wilmore from he Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore
The Hong Kong Book Of Kung Fu, from Hong Kong Phooey
Hop on a Cop, from In Living Color
Horton hears a Ho, from In Living Color
“How I Became a Millionaire in 12 Months” by Oscar Zimmer, from “Leave it to Beaver”
How to Act Like A Feminine Female In Three Easy Lessons, from The Monkees
How to be a Baby: You’re Out, Now What? by Jill Werner, from Suburgatory
How To Become A Talent Manager from China, IL
How to Hit on Girls, from The Love Boat
How to Host Last Call with Carson Daly, from Last Call with Carson Daly
How to Maintain Your Eraser, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
How to Maintain Your Erection, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
How to write a reggae smash hit, from Metalocalypse
I Don’t Want This by Jeb Bush, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
I, Ninja by Shadow Fly, from Supah Ninjas
The Isle of Naboombu, from Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler, from NewsRadio (translation of original Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion-tamer)
Jo Ninja by Joanne Nosuchinsky, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
The Junior Woodchuck Guide Book, from DuckTales
Kenan on Kenan by Kenan, from Lucas Bros. Moving Co.
The Kermit Sutra, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
K.C. Will Be Here at 6:15, from K.C. Undercover
Killing Sanity by Bill O’Reilly, from The Nightly Show
Labyrinth by Miranda Foster, from Gantz
Leading to Courage America Freedom… Future… Ah Fuck It. I’m Out. by Jeb Bush, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
The Life and Death of Sam Crow: How the Sons of Anarchy Lost Their Way, by John Teller, from Sons of Anarchy
Li’l Dictionary, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Local Legends of New England, by Professor William Fagin Higginson, from A Scooby-Doo Christmas
Look Out Obama You’re Are Being Impeached, by P.K. Winsome, from The Colbert Report
Looking the Other Way 101, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
The Long Journey Home, a book Beans had overdue from the library, from Even Stevens
Love Muscle by Dave Foley, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Mabel Memories, from Gravity Falls
Mabel’s Scrapbook, from Gravity Falls
The Making of Nike Commercials by Spike Lee, from In Living Color
The Han Inside Me, by Dr. Tobias Funke, from Arrested Development
Marlon Bundo and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Gays by Mike Penice, @midnight
Marriage is an Amusement Park, from Everybody Loves Raymond
Martian Compendium of Home Remedies: or What to Do Until the Zygablat Comes Home, from My Favorite Martian
2 The Man Who Hates Men Who Hate Women by Gregory Miller, from In living Color
The Method Actor, from The Munsters
Mind Your Memory by Joe Hysen, from Keen Eddie
Murder In Eden by Evelyn Bosworth, from The Love Boat
Murder on a Lonely Night by Victoria Crenshaw, from 227
My Horrible Father by Mortimer Smith Jr., from Rick and Morty
My Life in Kenya by Lionel Hardcastle, from As Time Goes By
My Life With God by William B. William, from SCTV
Nashville Junction, Val’s second book, based on her mother’s life, from Knots Landing
Neither of These, by Jeb Bush, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Neolution: The New Science of Self-Directed Evolution by Dr. Aldous Leekie, from Orphan Black
Never Give a Stripper Your Phone Number and Other Lessons I Learned at Daytona Beach by Bill Clinton, from @midnight
NinjaNomicon, from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
The No Home Boys: Mystery Train from Steven Universe
The No Home Boys: On the Run from Steven Universe
The No Home Boys: Risky Rapids from Steven Universe
No Josh, No Regrets: A History of Not-Josherosexuality, from Man Seeking Woman
No… Mine Kampf from @midnight
A Not-So-Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawkwing, from The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy
The Now Marriage by Dr. Todd Garner from The Love Boat
Oops. by Kellyanne Conway Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Overneath the Underworld from Steven Universe
Planet Nowhere, from The Middle
Plausible Deniability by Jim Norton, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
The Power of Dance, from Teen Titans Go!
Project: Shadow, from Sonic X
Prejudice Playbook, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
Pride & Prejudice: Now With More Prejudice by Donald Trump, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
The Prince and the pkk, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
Princess Pigeon Toe, from Bob’s Burgers
The Psychophysiological Indices of Amorous Connections Among Termites of the Southwest, Home Improvement
Re-Cooper-Ating by Christine Rapp, from Monk
“Red River Sam in Hawaii” from “Leave it to Beaver”
Sammy the Gerbil and His Muffin Adventure from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Shaping the Past by Dr. Michael Painter, from Channel Zero
The Science of Laser Optics, from Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
She’s Having My Baby… Why Can’t I? by Lionel Baker, from In Living Color
Shirtless Greek Gods from Gamer’s Guide to Pretty Much Everything
Skwisgaar is a Dick by Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse
Smells Like Team Spirit from The Thundermans
So You Have The Flu by Sun Tzu, from Black Dynamite
Song Writing, from Metalocalypse
Sweety Poo-Poo’s Evil Nitey-Nite Magic, from Bunnicula (Cartoon Network TV series)
The Creepy Robot Skeleton, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
The Rooster Crowed at Midnight by Abigail Porterfield, from MAS*H
The Squad by James Brogan, from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Titans of Romulac, from The Love Boat
The Transformation of Mrs. McTwig, from Columbo
The Wee Compendium of Factes and Funne, from The Adventures of Puss in Boots
They Call Me Nigger: One Family’s Struggle for Freedom & Justice, by Robert Jebediah Freeman, from The Boondocks
This Just In by Samantha Bee, from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Thundergirls handbook from Bob’s Burgers
To Serve Man, an alien cookbook from The Twilight Zone
Superhero Sidekick Handbook from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
Throwing My Weight Around: The All American Blob Story from The Thundermans
Totes Titans, from Teen Titans Go!
An Unkindness of Ravens by Lucas Scott, from One Tree Hill
UCI Yearbook”, from China, IL
Under the Shadow of the Mountain by Peggy Biggs and Molly Flynn, from Mike and Molly
The Unfamiliar Familiar from Steven Universe
Unleashing the Me by Reinhart Schmolle, from Archer
The Unleashing Of Me, from Archer
Understanding your Seed, from The Last Man on Earth
Vixen: Story of A Woman by Charmaine Hollingsworth, from The Golden Girls
Waffle House Five, from @midnight
The Whining by Stephen King, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
What You Talkin’ About? I’m Not Webster by Gaty Coleman, from In Living Color
Where the Wild Things Are Spoiler Alert Not Mexico by Marlon Bundo, from @midnight
WHO? by Victor Henshaw, from The Carol Burnett Show
Welcome to the Wizard Wilds from Steven Universe
The Case of the Missing Man by Jimmie Herron, given to Daryl Dixon by Andrea as an apology for shooting him in the head on The Walking Dead
The Wiggly Windy Road from Mr. Pickles
Year of the Robin, from Teen Titans Go!
Zero Shades of Black by Rachel Dolezal, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Fictional books from films
Basic Instinct
The First Time by Catherine Tramell
Love Hurts by Catherine Tramell
Bedtime Stories
The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet
Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands
Bloodbath at the House of Death
The Secret Door by Cameron Cryer
The Silent Fart by an unknown author
The Sudden Spear by an unknown author
C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
A Northern Wind by unknown author
The Grey and the Blue by Sherman Hoyle
Indians in Exile by David Broadfoot
My Union Soldier by unknown author
Of Belles in Blue by unknown author
The Yankee by Thomas Dixon, Jr.
Finding Forrester
Avalon Landing by William Forrester
Sunset by William Forrester
Dead Poets Society
Understanding Poetry by Dr. J. Evan Pritchard
The Doubtful Debutante, a novel by John Keating
Hope Springs
You Can Have The Marriage You Want by Dr. Bernard Feld
Great Marriage, Open Marriage by David LaBella
How to Make it to the Top by Starting at the Bottom by David LaBella
Land of the Lost
My Other Car is a Time Machine by Dr. Rick Marshall
Matt Lauer Can Suck It by Dr. Rick Marshall
Paul
By Adam Shadowchild:[3][4]

Broadside at Cassiopeia
Jenny Starpepper series:
Jenny Starpepper and the Huge White Gibbon
Jenny Starpepper and the Spitting Worm
Jenny Starpepper and the Great Brass Hen
Jupiter Praxis
The Moon Whisperer
Night of the Moths
Planet Fall Trilogy:
Planet Fall: Book 1
Planet Fall: Book 2
Planet Fall: Book 3: Fluxing Uranus
Prisonhulk 441
The Robot’s Mistress
Sky Farm series:
Sky Farm 1
Sky Farm 2: Dark Harvest
Sky Farm 3: Strong Cheese
The Venusian Pangenesis
By Clive Gollings, illustrated by Graeme Willy:

Jelva, Alien Queen of the Varvak
Paul: Sometimes it’s Nice to feel a Little Alien
The Royal Tenenbaums
Accounting for Everything: A Guide to Personal Finance by Henry Sherman (nonfiction)
Dudley’s World by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
Erotic Transference by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum
Nakedness Tonight by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
Old Custer by Eli Cash (novel)
The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
Static Electricity by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum
Wildcat by Eli Cash (novel)
Moonrise Kingdom
Shelly and the Secret Universe by Nan Chapin
The Francine Odysseys by Gertrude Price
The Girl from Jupiter by Isaac Clarke
Disappearance of the 6th Grade by Burris Burris
The Light of Seven Matchsticks by Virginia Tipton
The Return of Auntie Lorraine by Miriam Weaver
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Most are parodies of a work, pointed to by the link.

East of Edam
Fromage to Eternity
Waiting for Gouda
The Hunt For Red Leicester
How Green Was My Cheese
Brighton Roquefort
“Cheddar is Better”
Grated Expectations
Swiss Cheese Family Robinson
Brie Encounter
The Observer’s Book of Monsters, by Claude Savagely. Parody of a popular Observer’s Books series.
Wanderlust
Belson’s Lament by Wayne Davidson
Belson Rising by Wayne Davidson
I Believe I Can Fly by Linda Gergenblatt of Wanderlust Press (original title The Penguin with Testicular Cancer)
Money Buys Nothing by Carvin Waggie (sold for only $13.99)
One Flick of the Finger by Shari Selman & Pierre Cheneviere
Rick is a Horrible Jerk by Marisa Gergenblatt
In the Mouth of Madness
The Breathing Tunnel by Sutter Cane
The Feeding by Sutter Cane
Haunter Out of Time by Sutter Cane (parody of The Shadow Out of Time by H.P.Lovecraft)
Hobb’s End Horror by Sutter Cane (parody of The Dunwich Horror by H.P.Lovecraft and The West End Horror by Nicholas Meyer)
In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (parody of At the Mountains of Madness by H.P.Lovecraft)
The Thing In The Basement by Sutter Cane (parody of The Thing on the Doorstep by H.P.Lovecraft)
The Whisperer of the Dark by Sutter Cane (parody of The Whisperer in Darkness and The Haunter of the Dark, both by H.P.Lovecraft)
Synecdoche, New York
Getting Better: The Sacred Energy in All Life Forms by Dr. Madeline Gravis
Getting Blissed Out: Happiness Through Medication by Dr. Madeline Gravis
I Don’t Feel Well Today by Dr. Madeline Gravis
If I Were You by Dr. Madeline Gravis
It’s Raining Too Loud: Surviving an Emotional Downpour by Dr. Madeline Gravis
Little Winky by Horace Azpiazu
Miscellaneous from film
1000 Ways to Cook a Duck from Rabbit Fire
1000 Ways to Cook a Rabbit from Rabbit Fire
17,011 Things a Princess Must Know from MirrorMask by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean
Anyone Can Cook by Auguste Gusteau in Ratatouille
The Arsonist’s Daughter by Grady Tripp in Wonder Boys
Art Of Ninjutsu by Eastman & Laird in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014 film)
Avalon Landing by William Forrester from Finding Forrester
Baby Steps by Leo Marvin from What About Bob?
Big Julie Criscoll Versus The Whole Wide World by Emma Morley in One Day
Blood and Swash by Mrs. Lucy Muir (Ghostwritten – as it were – for Captain Daniel Gregg), The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
The Boat Rocker by Terence Mann from Field of Dreams
The Book by Bickford Shmeckler, from Bickford Shmeckler’s Cool Ideas
The Book of Crossroads in Pan’s Labyrinth
The Book of Secrets from National Treasure: Book of Secrets
A Brief History of Slime in Flushed Away
Burn Book from Mean Girls
Confession of Murder by Lee Doo-Suk from Confession of Murder
Chef Man in Ratatouille
Codename Hero: How Seymour Simmons and the Aliens Saved the World by Seymour Simmons from Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The Complete History of Everything in MirrorMask
The Complete Idiots Guide to Terrific Sex, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Crime and Punishment by Fido Dogstoyevsky in The Wrong Trousers
Dawson is a Killer by Hagitha Utslay in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
Death Therapy by Bob Wiley from What About Bob?
Delomelanicon by Lucifer from The Ninth Gate
Down With Love by Barbara Novak from Down With Love
Dream House a novel by Peter Ward from Dream House
The Dreamer by George Rockham from Penelope
Driven: Compulsion and Obsession in Everyday Life by Margaret Ford from House of Games
Duplex by Alex Rose in Duplex
Electronics for Dogs in A Grand Day Out
Elf by Buddy in Elf
The Everyday Man or Woman’s Book of the Soul by David Webb from Bubba Ho-tep[5]
Everything You’ve Always Wanted to Know About Roadrunners But Were Afraid to Ask in Freeze Frame
Express Your Creativity in Son of the Mask
Farewell Atlantis by Jackson Curtis in 2012[6]
Fatty Foods and You by Jacqueline Turreau (Jennifer Coolidge) in Trial and Error
Forever Young by Helen Sharp (Goldie Hawn) in Death Becomes Her
The Fountain by Izzi Creo (final chapter by Thomas Creo) in The Fountain’
Grays Sports Almanac from Back to the Future Part II
A Guide for the Lonely Guy by Larry Hubbard, The Lonely Guy
Handbook for the Recently Deceased in Beetlejuice
Higgins’ Universal Language by Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady
How I Did It by Victor Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein
How I Saved the World by Julius Levinson, Independence Day: Resurgence
Human Tales from Hotel Transylvania
I Do, Do I? by Carrie Bradshaw, from Sex and the City 2
If Not Now… by Caterine Vauban, I ♥ Huckabees
Illuminating The Dark Fields by Edward “Eddie” Morra, Limitless
Justice League Rule Book, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Cosmic Clash
Kamikaze Kama Sutra: Encyclopedia of Dangerous Sexual Positions, Fatal Instinct
Kentucky Blood by Ellison Oswalt, Sinister
Labyrinth of the Guilt Complex by Dr. Anthony Edwards from Spellbound
The Legend of Dracula the Vampire by Lawrence Van Helsing, Dracula AD 1972
Leon Zundinger’s Magicians, Martyrs, and Madmen in Ghostbusters II
The Love Dare non-fiction – in Fireproof – It was originally a fictional, non-fiction book, but was actually written after demand by movie goers.
Love Means Always Having to Say You’re Sorry by Alex Sheldon, in Alex and Emma
The Love Parade by James Leer in Wonder Boys
The Masks We Wear by Dr. Arthur Neuman, in The Mask.
A Match Made in Space by George McFly from Back to the Future.
Mister Babadook in The Babadook
Murder at 11:17 in Duplex
My Scrapbook of Fatal Accidents in The Man With The Golden Arm
The Na’vi by Phred Palmer in Avatar
Necronomicon Ex-Mortis in the Evil Dead film series
The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows by Aristide Torchia, in The Ninth Gate
Nine Lives by Paul Varjak in Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Number 23 by Topsy Kretts in The Number 23
One Hundred Girls I’d Like to Fuck in Throw Momma From the Train
One Thousand and One Arabian Nightmares in The Big Snooze
Owen, Momma and Owen’s friend Larry pop-up book by Owen Lift in Throw Momma From the Train
Pesticide and You by Jacqueline Turreau in Trial and Error
The Philosophy of Time Travel by Roberta Sparrow, in Donnie Darko
Ready Set Let Go by Richard Clayton from Relative Strangers
Refined Sugar and You by Jacqueline Turreau in Trial and Error
The Republic by Pluto in The Wrong Trousers
Seeing Through Ghosts by Florence Cathcart in The Awakening (2011 film)
Shooter, by Catherine Tramell, from Basic Instinct
So You Have the Flu by Sun Tzu, from Black Dynamite
Spoken Sanskrit by Colonel Hugh Pickering, My Fair Lady
Straight Jacket by Marcus Skinner from Orange County
Templar Treasure by Riley Poole, in National Treasure: Book of Secrets
A Thousand Words by Jack McCall, in A Thousand Words
Throw Momma From the Train by Larry Donner in Throw Momma From the Train
Tides of Reason in Made in Romania
Time Travel For Morons Super Capers
To the Devil a Daughter by John Verney in To the Devil a Daughter
Tobin’s Spirit Guide in Ghostbusters
Tropic Thunder by John “Four Leaf” Tayback in Tropic Thunder
The Value of Royal Jelly, With Further Comments Upon the Personal Health Benefits of Prickly Ash by Sherlock Holmes in Mr. Holmes
Voodoo For Dummies in Bride of Chucky
Waverly Prep series by Mavis Gary in Young Adult
What to Expect the First Fifth-Thousand Miles in Robots.
Who Am I? by Gilderoy Lockheart in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
You Can Have the Marriage You Want by Dr. Bernard Feld in Hope Springs.
Fictional books from video games
Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars
Creative Shelving for Beginners
The Crooked Crusader Caper by Molly Peagram (also known as Nigel Peagram), a medieval detective story
The Crusader Families of Ireland by Molly Peagram (under the name of Professor Peagram)
Hypnosis for Fun and Profit
Monkey Island series
Big Whoop: Unclaimed Bonanza or Myth? and Great Shipwrecks of Our Century in Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge.
See also the complete catalogue of Monkey Island fictional books.
Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri
Nonlinear Genetics by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
For I Have Tasted The Fruit by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
Address to the Faculty by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
The Feedback Principle by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
Now We Are Alone by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
See How They Run by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
We Must Dissent by Sister Miriam Godwinson
But For The Grace Of God by Sister Miriam Godwinson
Looking God In The Eye by Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
Planet: A Survivalist Guide by Colonel Corazón Santiago
The Centauri Monopoly by CEO Nibuwake Morgan
Conversations with Planet by Lady Deirdre
Miscellaneous from games
The Book of Bú in the Little Big Adventure series of role-playing video games.
The Book of Mudora, an ancient text used to translate the dead language of Hylian in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom in the Ultima series of role-playing video games.
Encyclopedia Frobozzica in the Zork series of interactive fiction games.
The Gran Grimore from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Magical Book or Book of Magic, a book that upgrades Link’s Magic Wand in The Legend of Zelda.
Jacob’s Shadow in Deus Ex.[7]
Return to Shadow Moses Island in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
The Dark Prognosticus and its Light counterpart in Super Paper Mario.
Loveless, an unfinished epic poem adapted into a stage play mentioned in Final Fantasy VII and its related games and movies.
The Tome of Eternal Darkness, an ancient text bound in human bone and flesh, from the game Eternal Darkness.
Several small books are in the MMORPG RuneScape, often relating to quests or other parts of the game.
Several small books and parchments are in The Elder Scrolls series of role-playing games, for instance, the book collections Brief History of the Empire and The Real Barenziah.
Fictional books from music
Origins of a World War by Rossignol, from the inner sleeve notes to Secret Treaties by Blue Öyster Cult, probably written by producer Sandy Pearlman
A Lesson In Tightropes, Surfing Your High Hopes, and Adios, Kansas are titles suggested in the song Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk written and performed by Rufus Wainwright.
The Buttress of Windsor is the book referenced in the Tenacious D song Double Team. Jack Black reads this book while soaking in a Jacuzzi prior to having sex with Kyle Gass and an unnamed third party.
Fictional books from radio programmes
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – An electronic book developed by MegaDodo Publications as a travel-book for hitchhiker’s travelling about the Milky Way.
Encyclopaedia Galactica – An encyclopaedia that has been supplanted by The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in some parts of the galaxy as the HHG2G is slightly cheaper than the Encyclopaedia Galactica and has the words Don’t Panic on its cover. The Encyclopedia Galactica was borrowed from Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series.
The Celestial Home Care Omnibus – A popular book, but less popular than the HHG2G.
53 More Things to Do in Zero-Gravity – A bestselling book that was ousted from the bestselling lists by the HHG2G.
Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, Who Is This God Person, Anyway? and Well, That About Wraps It Up for God are four controversial philosophical works by Oolon Colluphid that are proven to be less controversial than the HHG2G, despite their overtly atheistic attitudes about God.
Miscellaneous from radio programmes
I Knew Terence Neuk by Eileen Beardsmore-Lewisham is a book referenced in one episode of The Goon Show.